Science Retainer — Anna Kreimes

Science Retainer · Women’s-health products

Your product line keeps moving. So do the rules. Keep both in check — every month.

An ongoing science-and-claims partnership: monthly claims checks, fast input on new products and campaigns, and a watch on rule changes and your competitors — so compliance keeps pace with your brand instead of lagging behind it.

For brands shipping regularly — launching, reformulating and running campaigns often enough that one-off audits can’t keep up. Day-to-day work is on your public copy; no formula required.

Why it matters

Compliance isn’t a one-time fix — a single audit ages the moment you ship something new.

The rules keep changing
EU/UK law updates several times a year — new ingredient bans, claim rulings, the ASA’s continuous AI ad-monitoring. Last month’s clean bill doesn’t cover this month’s rules.
You keep shipping
Every new SKU, reformulation, campaign and influencer brief is a fresh claim — and a fresh exposure — that a past audit never saw.
Ad-hoc help is slow
Scoping a new audit for every launch means delay and risk. A retainer means you just ask — before it goes out, not after a ruling.

What it is

Your on-call claims-and-science partner — without hiring in-house.

Run new copy, a product idea, an ad, or an ingredient past me before it goes live, and I review, flag and rewrite it. I keep an eye on rule changes and your competitors, and give you a short monthly picture of where you stand. Predictable, fast expert cover — for the price of a fraction of a hire.

What’s included — and what isn’t

Clear scope, so you know exactly what you’re buying.

Included

  • A set monthly allowance of claims checks & copy reviews
  • Compliant rewrites, on demand within scope
  • Pre-launch input on new products, campaigns and ad/influencer briefs
  • A rule-change + competitor/ingredient watch for your range
  • Priority turnaround — you’re not at the back of a project queue
  • A short monthly summary: what changed, what’s flagged, what’s coming

Not included

  • Unlimited work — a fair monthly scope is agreed up front
  • Large one-off projects (full Formulation Sprints, deep Evidence Dossiers) — scoped separately, at a preferential retainer rate
  • Legal advice
  • Formal cosmetic safety sign-off (CPSR) — referred to a qualified assessor

The retainer keeps your everyday claims and copy compliant. Bigger builds slot in around it at member rates.

How it works

Simple to run — that’s the point.

Scoping call

Your product cadence, categories and markets. We agree the monthly scope and what a “check” covers.

Onboarding

A quick baseline pass so I know your range and current claims — and can move fast from day one.

Month to month

Send me copy, products, ads or ingredient questions. I review, flag and rewrite — and watch the rules for you.

Monthly check-in

A short summary of what changed, what’s flagged, and what’s coming down the regulatory pipe.

What you get

A regulatory brain on call.

Not a document — a standing relationship that keeps your brand compliant as it grows.

  • Fast claims checks & compliant rewrites — within your monthly scope
  • Pre-launch input on new products and campaigns, before they ship
  • A rule-change & competitor watch tuned to your range
  • A short monthly summary — what changed, what to fix, what’s next
  • Priority access — quick questions answered quickly

Price & where it fits

Predictable monthly cover.

from €600 / month
3-month minimum, then rolling month to month. Exact scope & figure confirmed after the free scoping call.
Book a scoping call

Where it sits in the journey: the home base after a one-off Claims Compliance Audit, Formulation Concept Sprint or Evidence Dossier — it keeps you compliant continuously instead of one product at a time.

Who it’s for

Two kinds of brand this fits.

You ship often

Frequent launches, reformulations and campaigns mean new claims all the time. Re-scoping a one-off audit for each one is too slow — you need someone on call.

You’re not ready to hire in-house

You need regulatory and scientific judgment on tap, but not a full-time salary. A retainer gives you the expertise for a fraction of the cost of a hire.

Questions

Good to know.

Is it unlimited?

No — we agree a fair monthly scope up front (for example, a set number of reviews or checks), so it’s predictable for both of us. If a month runs heavy, we flex sensibly; large one-off projects are scoped separately at a preferential member rate.

Why a 3-month minimum?

Compliance is ongoing, and the first month is mostly onboarding and baselining your range. Three months is where a retainer starts genuinely paying off — after that it’s rolling, month to month.

What counts as a “check”?

A claim review, a label or product-page review, an ad or influencer brief, an ingredient query — the everyday things you’d otherwise send out unchecked. We’ll define it clearly in your scope so there are no surprises.

Can you handle a big formulation or dossier within the retainer?

Those are separate deliverables — a Formulation Concept Sprint or an Evidence Dossier — but retainer clients get them at a preferential rate and with priority. The retainer covers your day-to-day; the bigger builds slot in around it.

Do I need to share my formula?

Only if you want formulation input. Day-to-day claims and copy work is on your public materials — your formulation stays yours.

Ready when you are

Book a free scoping call

Tell me how often you ship and what’s on your roadmap. In 20 minutes we’ll size the right monthly scope — and you’ll know exactly what ongoing cover would cost.

Book a free scoping call

Not sure which service you need? Start with the call and I’ll point you to the fastest route.

The science & claims partner for women’s-health supplement and FemTech brands.

© 2026 Anna Kreimes. All rights reserved. Evidence-based · EU/UK claims compliant

This page is general information, not legal advice. The Science Retainer provides ongoing advisory and claims support within an agreed monthly scope; it is not unlimited work, legal advice, or formal cosmetic safety sign-off (CPSR), which is provided by a qualified safety assessor on referral.